Its a pretty weird thing to tell randoms on the internet how you plan on ending your life at a specific age, in a specific way that you mention multiple times

Think this through for one second. If someone was going to actually plan to end their life, would they make that plan for thirty years in the future? Would their plan to be acquire a license which takes hours of class time and multiple expensive jumps, before they could actually do so?

I'm just asking you to use your brain here bud.

then get upset when someone points out how it is a terrible idea and claim it was just hyperbole all along

You're the one who decided to take a joke literally and then reply with a paragraph lol.

Just saying that, and the multiple humble brags about how hard you partied so far in life, make you seem desperate for attention.

Partied? I was talking about eating like shit and not exercising enough lol.