To be flat, you have to have a very flat IQ to understand r/nba. The flatness is extremely flat, and without a flat grasp of theoretical flatness most of the posts will go over a typical redditor's head. There’s also Kyrie's flat outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Flatland, by E.A. Abbot, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual flatness to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something flat about flatness. As a consequence people who dislike r/nba truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lebron’s existential catchphrase “LeI have a LeVery high LeBBIQ,” which itself is a cryptic reference to leather sandals. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those flattened simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Adam Silver’s genius wit unfolds itself on their flat-screen televisions. What fools.. how I pity them.