Kiss played in Austria last night, and an effort was made...

Please no. Austria has the friendliest snakes in the world.

True story: I was out in Vienna the other day and encountered some Aussie tourists who laughed derisively at the logo on my bag “Eat. Sleep. Code. Repeat.”, not knowing that I am in fact an Australian programmer living in Austria.

“What a cunt”, one of the fat turds said, “what else would it say…”, obviously oblivious to the fact that some people can speak more than one language, so I threw an Austrian snake at him and watched him levitate back to Cuntland. His fat missus and their rolly polly boot head son stood there, mouths agape like their bush mommas taught them, and I just laughed and oida’ed myself off into the distance…

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