This one is particularly gross, so don't read.

When I was teenager I worked as a CNA in nursing home. It had a lot of invalids and dodering old men, so I saw plenty of old people penises.

I never saw an big one in the 3 summers I did this job, but I did see small one. This one old man had penis that was so small that it was negative. It literally went into his body about an inch. There was a hole with penis head in it where a penis should be.

Now me and the fellow CNA's were not gossips, but you know we had ALL had an inward chuckle at the horribly mean things we thought about that man's penis. We were professional, but we could see it one another's eyes that we were thinking the same things.

Now normally this man was a near invalid type. He never speaks and always seems to be in his own world. He is the kind that you can easily assume has checked out and only visits on the weekends so to speak. Well one day I and my co-work got him a lifting device and are changing his clothes, when suddenly he says in clear coherent words "I know you are looking at my penis. I know its small." Well that took us by surprise, so we are reflexively trying assure him that it was not small. Neither of us had been prepared for that so our instincts took over while our consciousness took a backseat. When we got away from the room a good distance, we both burst out laughing. That experience had been so surreal that we could not help but laugh despite our better natures.