If male oppression were real you wouldn't have to invent it.

That's true. Except no one did. This is a really interesting formulation of the strawman fallacy and begging the question rolled into one nonsensical reply. This isn't just a fallacy, it's an advanced fallacy.

No one invented anything. It is a fact that my female friends would, rightly so, think I'm a fucking weirdo, if I smelled them. People would also think a female was weird for doing it, but would likely give her a pass, like this guy did, instead of ostracization. Women get lots of passes in society. That's not male oppression and no one claimed it was. If anything, it's sexist against women, because women aren't held to the same standards as men.

What now?