I totes believe this story. I had a similar experience. I wrote an essay about how great Trump is. I turned the essay in and went home. Everything was great. After watching Fox News for a few hours, I decided to go to bed. I kissed my guns goodnight and went to my bed. Just before I drift off to slumberland, I hear a sound come from downstairs. I grab the assault rifle I keep under my pillow and ran downstairs. What I saw is not for the faint of heart. Stop reading now I warned you. I saw a shadowy figure jump out of a window leaving a trail of white liquid. I crouched down, touched a drop of the liquid with my finger, and licked it. The white liquid was milk. I opened my fridge. All my milk was gone. That's when I figured out that my professor assigned us the essay to find targets for Obama to steal my milk. I found this subreddit with other people that have had similar experiences. r/ObamaDrinksMyMilk