Lap dance doesn't go as expected NSFW

Ill spell it again to you:

Oh, you are just so thoughtful!

I see woman.

Woman give me lap dance.

You pay a woman at a strip club to give you a lap dance (or maybe it's free in this case?). Continue...

Woman has tits, has booty. Woman turns around, hid cock. Woman removes hand, cock in face. I angry!

OK. Never said he shouldn't be angry. Lots of jokes I find funny end with people being angry. If anything, that should disqualify me as an "SJW," I would think. But apparently laughing at this guy changes the rules? Hm.

Anyway, based on your reply of repetitively defending the trans' actions, I really do feel like you like cocks in your face.

Wow. This just got literally homophobic. Started out as defending the guys reaction as non-homophobic (agreed. it wasn't.), then insisted seeing a dick by accident is traumatic (perhaps for the thin-skinned and closeted), then hurled an accusation that I may like dicks for laughing at this video.

I don't, but even if I did, that would be my fucking prerogative. So fucking what? The fact that it blows your mind that a straight guy could see a dick without panicking or convulsing in horror says more about your insecurities with your own sexuality than it says about mine.

Hey its a free country, you can swallow all the cocks that you want. But don't shove one up my face, or I will get repulsed.

And you're free to do that, in the same way your free to pay to have a woman show you her pussy in front of an audience without shame. I mean, at least that way you can prove you've actually seen one in real life in front of a live studio audience.

Now that I think about it... If that's what I was out to prove in the first place, I can definitely understand why a surprise dick would be so engorging enraging.

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