Late night store Clerks, what is the strangest things that's happened on the job?

This wasn't late at night. It was actually in the middle of the day which, I think, makes it even more strange. So I worked at this small mom and pop sporting goods store in high school. In our bathroom, we kept extra diapers, tampons, pads etc. for our costumers. One day, this normal looking, late 20's white guy walks in and goes straight to the bathroom. Maybe 15 minutes later, he comes out of the bathroom looking completely terrified and embarrassed while he rushes out of the store. So I go to the bathroom expecting that he clogged the toilet or something. Nope. He had taken every single pad and diaper and shit his nasty diarrhea shit in every last one of them. Apparently he then decided he would flush them, but they clogged the toilet, of course. So he threw the rest in the trash. The tampons were also used for god knows what. I'll go ahead and assume they were shoved up his ass because they were also covered in poo. He must not have been very good at what he was doing because he got shit all over the floor as well. Me being a naive 16 year old girl thought.... Maybe he just ran out of toilet paper.... But there was plenty of toilet paper in that bathroom. He came back one more time a week or so later. He went directly to the bathroom once again. But to his surprise, we had taken all of the extra pads/diapers/tampons out of the bathroom. He came out within 3 minutes, made quick eye contact, left and we never saw him again. But that didn't stop him from going to the gas station up the street and doing the same to their bathroom. tl;dr - Adult man ravages small town bathrooms by pooing in diapers and feminine products.

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