Learn Ya Something

What the fuck did you just fucking meme about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the AHQ Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Parkor, and I have over 300 confirmed karma per post. I am trained in Reddit warfare and I'm the top memer in the entire AHQ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will meme you the fuck out with a format the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me because it's a training excercise? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Discord and your post history is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your meme. You're fucking downvoted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote your post in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Allied Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking downvoted, kiddo.`

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