I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb

the only southern state that isn't actually southern

Men spilled blood for Florida during the civil war. You're either from a carpet bagging northern family, or from more recent generations of immigrants. Uneducated or a liar.

1st Florida Infantry Regiment

2nd Florida Infantry Regiment

3rd Florida Infantry Regiment

Saint Augustine Blues

5th Florida Infantry Regiment

6th Florida Infantry Regiment

Company H of the 6th

Company K of the 7th Florida Inf Regiment

8th Florida Infantry Regiment

11th Florida Infantry Regiment

Kilcrease Light Artillery

Engagments Floridians were involved in:

Second battle of Bull Run Battle of Antietam Yorktown Siege) Battle of Williamsburg Battle of Seven Pines Seven Days Battles Battle of Beaver Dam Creek Battle of Glendale Battle of Fredericksburg Brick Church New Smyrna Kentucky Campaign Battle of Perryville Battle of Murfreesboro Jackson Siege Battle of Chancellorsville Battle of Gettysburg Bristoe Campaign Mine Run Campaign Vicksburg Campaign Battle of Chickamauga Battles of Chattanooga New Hope Church Battle of Atlanta Ezra Church Atlanta Siege Battle of Spring Hill Battle of Franklin) Battle of Nashville Atlanta Campaign Battle of the Wilderness Battle of Spotsylvania Battle of Cold Harbor Battle of Petersburg Battle of North Anna Weldon Railroad/Battle Of Jerusalem Ream's Station Battle of Globe Tavern Battle of Belfield Battle of Hatcher's Run Carolinas Campaign Battle of Bentonville Appomattox Court House

Picture of a Memorial to Floridian Confederates at Gettysburg.

Picture of CSA Flag flying over Confederate Graves Tampa, Florida. Can be seen from I-75.

That's not even touching up on the Naval skirmishes that occurred in Florida, or the raids on civilian farms here. They have the names and addresses for each civilian in Florida who's property was razed by union soldiers.

Hyperlinked as much as possible so you can get a better education.

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