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How dare Roman Reigns interrupt the most heartfelt segment I've ever seen.

Rusev is out there proudly talking about his beautiful family, and Roman has the audacity to disrespect him?

Really?

Let's take a look at Rusev's family of champions:

  • Papa Rusev - Legendary Bulgarian wrestling champion. Real man. Could beat the fuck out of Roman.

  • Mama Rusev - Two time rowing champion. Beautiful woman. Could beat the fuck out of Roman.

  • Brother Rusev - Most photogenic chef in all of Bulgaria. Could beat the fuck out of Roman before the timer is done.

  • Babushka - Matriarch of a family of champions. Powerlifting champion. Could beat the fuck out of Roman.

  • Dog Rusev - Bulgarian Fetch champion. Goodest boy in all of Bulgaria. Could beat the fuck out of Roman.

Now let's look at "The Roman Empire" that Roman was so eager to brag about at the expense of poor Rusev:

  • Mother Reigns - Probably disappointed to have a son like Roman Reigns. Not a two time rowing champion.

  • Sika Anoaʻi - Couldn't win a title on his own so he had to be in a tag team to be a champ. Rusev's father didn't need a tag team to be a champion, because Papa Rusev is a real man.

  • Uso #1 - See Uso #2.

  • Uso #2 - See Uso #1.

  • Dwayne Johnson - D list Hollywood "actor" best known for his roles as "The Scorpion King", "The Tooth Fairy", and "That Guy Who Dies in Get Smart". Wimp.

  • Rosey Reigns - Admittedly a pretty cool dude. Definitely the most well known member of the Roman Empire. The Marty Jannetty of "Rosey and The Hurricane".

  • The Rest of Roman's Samoan Family in the WrestleMania 31 crowd - Marks.

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