Women lie about everything

"I just had a small salad and a vegetable soup"

"Omg I love your hair, Jessica!"

"Yes, 5 inches is more than enough, honey."

"Kevin is just a friend"

"Chad is just my cousins friend"

"My number is very low, really"

"Brad is a coworker, you have nothing to worry about"

"Eww no he's not my type at all"

"They didn't even make me orgasm, it was the awful sex I swear. Also I was drunk I didn't even want to sleep with them"

"I don't care about height, status or money"

"I don't know why my vagina smells like peanut butter and wet dog. It must be my new medication"

"I didn't even notice that horses huge penis"

"No I don't care, my ex was average like 9 inches or something"

"Yes, they're real"

"I've never done anal"

"I understand she's just a friend sweetheart"

"I don't care if you play video games all day as long as we are together"

"Yes it's normal, it happens to every guy"

"I know what I said!"

"I'm not the jealous type and I hate drama"

"I don't care if you watch porn"