I’m older than her so I’m going first in hopes to catch my eggs before they turn to mush.

I mean, I don't know how old you are, but the idea that eggs rot like bananas is a complete myth started by the egg-freezing industry. Without women panicking about their """rapidly-dropping""" fertility rates, their clientele would be limited primarily to women about to undergo chemotherapy. The primary data on fertility rates (that you hear about on the news, anyways) by age comes from rural 17th century French census records, AKA post-medieval peasants. For context, the average life expectancy in 1650 was about 56 in Wales and England, nearly 20 years less than the modern global average life expectancy.