Let's make #FleeAway trend on Twitter and elect a Libertarian president!

Howdy there gal! that's a nice and catchy profile you got there - I'm way outclassed and enlightened. I had to look twice to see if i really saw what I thought i did! You seem really interesting and good looking for a girl as young as you, I would love to learn more about you! I'm a middle aged man (late 60’s), I'm certain that i'm nice, caring, funny, understanding and a good communicator since i can speak 4 languages, including the language of love... I guess you could call me a “sugar daddy” but i’d just like to call myself your significant other. My house is a 7 bedroom hillside private allotment that cost me $1.2 million back in 1979. I live there alone so maybe you’d be interested in coming and making my life a little more... interesting.... I promise i’ll take good care of you and I’m willing to shower you with gifts as I’ll give you $500 weekly in exchange for your attention and company, nevermind the amount of notoriety you’ll get just by dating a supremely rich man like me... If you’d like, we could create a family together. I don’t talk to my 5 kids so they’re out the picture. It’ll just be me, you, and the countless offsprings we can and will produce together. Don’t tell my ex Wife, but I recently received penis enlargement surgery, but i’ll let you find out the length wink. I’ll like to hear from you soon my sweet turnip. Don’t be afraid to call me “Daddy” when you respond. Now, enough of me talking, i’m going to purchase more race horses with my endless amounts of cash.

/r/Libertarian Thread Parent