This is the only time ill ever say this to anyone or anything, although its probably stuck on the internet forever now, ill probably delete this.
a few days ago I accidentally rear-ended someone's car with my car, but I did it so lightly that when we both pulled into a parking lot to asses damages, there was no sign of damage to the back of their car or the front of mine, so they just said to forget about it and drive safe.
I'm glad no one got hurt, I still feel bad about doing it, but since nothing came of it there's no reason to talk about it, and nothing to hide. nevertheless I'm just trying to maintain more vigilance when driving, so I guess that's a lesson that will be seared into my mind forever.