Norm Macdonald is not a part of the current lineup, because David Letterman doesn’t really consider him to be all that “fascinating,” per se— I’ve heard rumblings that he actually considers Norm to be more RIVETING than anything else. Then again, don’t take that statement at face value. It could all be balderdash considering the source: some disheveled, cunt-faced, self-hating Jew who dwells underneath the Queensboro bridge... and offers a very specific type of HAND service, if ya catch my drift. All right, I apologize for being too vague... You can probably narrow-it-down to either: Occupational Therapy— in which “In-hand manipulation Therapy” is often utilized— or, a filthy Seminal Relief Specialist who jerks-off punks underneath the aforementioned bridge for fifteen dollars a man. Interestingly enough, both fields of expertise require the ability to move objects around in the palm of one’s hand.