FINALLY!
We got a winner here ladies and gentlebots.
A Cow got through the band of coyotes, I suppose.
Not because I agree with any more than 20% of that piece—cause I don't—but man that's a record and that's the spirit. That's the voice many are in need of.
Don't you ever forget!—addressing myself first—Life IS beauteous. It is... lenient, it is... contrary to all the fuss! very much compassionate, and oh, it is serene. It puts up with a lot of your crap—A LOhT!
I'M TALKING TO YOU MR. UNIVERSE:
I, before every one, apologize for my Everything. I mean Come On, a life that "gives you the chance to openly criticize it in public"?? I tip my hat to that, kudos and muzle-tov! And hey, I'm deeply, ungraspably and inexplicably SORRY for not honoring that privilege to the full. I might be many things—and oh, only you know what that means—but before you, I'm Nothing. Loud and clear. Never was, Never will, Never pretended to be. Do to me whatever you wanna do to me, you've done did it enough already and I'm weak but hey, who am I even to talk!
Preach? Maybe but hey, snaps a few times, smarten up!