Be like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 56

This is the whitest thing I’ve seen in a while. We’re fucking around thinking we some kind of tiger whisperer for instagram moments, because animals can sense our colonial dominance or some shit. I feel bad for the african safari tour guides who have to police a tour of white people trying to give a crocodile piece of lunch they saved.

I have a photo of me approaching a wild indian elephant in the jungle, branch of leaves in hand, and no shoes on like I’m Mowgli. All my white friends are telling me I’m so lucky to have such a spiritual experience. Everyone else saying, you know they are terretorial and kill stupid people for less? Also I got in a tiger pen, and picked up an big ol’ python I found for the instagame. Starting to think toxo plasmosis doesn’t just make mice more risky, and we got to get rid of our cats.

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