- I know that your powers of patience
- Are as weak as a Coldplay B-Side
- But antsy as you are, listen as I confide
- LP9 will be bona fide
- It's clear from your Reddit expressions
- That Radiohead has earned your affection
- We're talking the creators of The King of Limbs and Amnesiac
- So, trust, LP9 will be perfection
- So prepared for the LP of a lifetime
- Be prepared for sensational tunes
- A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
- Just listen to teacher
- I know it sounds mysterious, but you'll be rewarded
- When at last LP9 is fully recorded!
- And ''The Present Tense'' will be deliciously bared.
- Be prepared!
- ''Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?''
- For the rise of Radiohead
- ''Are they down?''
- No, fool! We're going to listen to them more than ever.
- ''Great idea! Who needs a LP9.''
- ''No LP9, no LP9! La la la la la la!''
- Idiots! There WILL be a LP9!
- ''But you said-''
- LP9 will be king!
- Stick with Yorke and you'll never go musically hungry again!
- ''Yay, all right! Long live the king (of limbs)!''
- ''Long live the king (of limbs)!!''
- It's great that we'll soon be connected
- With an album that'll be all-time adored
- Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
- To pay all that you can afford
- LP9 will be littered with prizes
- And though /r/radiohead are the main addressees
- The point that I must emphasize is
- You won't get a ''Cut A Hole,'' ''Identikit,'' etc. for free!
- So prepare for the musical coup of the century
- Be prepared for the loveliest sound
- Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
- Decades of quality is simply why LP9 will be
- Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
- And seen for the wonder it is
- Yes, ''The Present Tense'' and other musical ambitions will be bared-
- Be prepared!
- ''Yes, our ears and wallets are will be bared''
- ''Be prepared!''