The Lion King Of Limbs

  • I know that your powers of patience
  • Are as weak as a Coldplay B-Side
  • But antsy as you are, listen as I confide
  • LP9 will be bona fide

  • It's clear from your Reddit expressions
  • That Radiohead has earned your affection
  • We're talking the creators of The King of Limbs and Amnesiac
  • So, trust, LP9 will be perfection

  • So prepared for the LP of a lifetime
  • Be prepared for sensational tunes
  • A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

  • ''And where does Clive Deamer feature?''

  • Just listen to teacher
  • I know it sounds mysterious, but you'll be rewarded
  • When at last LP9 is fully recorded!
  • And ''The Present Tense'' will be deliciously bared.
  • Be prepared!

  • ''Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?''
  • For the rise of Radiohead
  • ''Are they down?''
  • No, fool! We're going to listen to them more than ever.
  • ''Great idea! Who needs a LP9.''
  • ''No LP9, no LP9! La la la la la la!''
  • Idiots! There WILL be a LP9!
  • ''But you said-''
  • LP9 will be king!
  • Stick with Yorke and you'll never go musically hungry again!

  • ''Yay, all right! Long live the king (of limbs)!''
  • ''Long live the king (of limbs)!!''

  • It's great that we'll soon be connected
  • With an album that'll be all-time adored
  • Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
  • To pay all that you can afford
  • LP9 will be littered with prizes
  • And though /r/radiohead are the main addressees
  • The point that I must emphasize is
  • You won't get a ''Cut A Hole,'' ''Identikit,'' etc. for free!

  • So prepare for the musical coup of the century
  • Be prepared for the loveliest sound
  • Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
  • Decades of quality is simply why LP9 will be
  • Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
  • And seen for the wonder it is

  • Yes, ''The Present Tense'' and other musical ambitions will be bared-
  • Be prepared!
  • ''Yes, our ears and wallets are will be bared''
  • ''Be prepared!''
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