the year is 2027, after a seemingly never-ending series of delays Cyberpunk 2077 is finally going to be released on the newest generation of consoles (PS6 and the Xbox Two Series 360 7X). CD Projekt Red has put together a huge event to celebrate the release, akin to the original iPhone presentation by Steve Jobs. As the clock strikes the time a low hum of anticipation fills the auditorium. Rumors abounded in the days leading up to the event, with some speculating that every audience member would receive a free early copy of the game. A lone figure enters the stage wearing jeans and a black turtleneck. It's Ashton Kutcher. "Hello everyone, I'm so glad you could make it. Because you just got PUNK'D." The crowd erupts before Ashton's booming midwestern voice beats them down. "Cyberpunk 2077 and the entire history of CD Projekt Red have been an elaborate hoax to lead up to the announcement of the new reboot of Punk'D. Set your TiVos to CBS on Thursdays at 7!"