Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit

So you went on r/toastme to get compliments, then you had yourself rated on r/rateme and now you're here to get roasted. You didn't get much popularity on the former two subreddits which clearly proves that you are meant to be roasted than toasted. The only adjectives that you deserve are the negative ones. The hair on your head are nothing but the fibres attached to a broomstick that should be used to clean up the trash that you're. You misspelled trashaCunt as your account name. FTFY Just another example of how pathetic you're at writing. The pores on spongebob's face are way better than the freckles on yours. You have the eyes of a puppy, nose of a rat and face of a bitch. Your curved nose must be used as a slide at water parks, except that it's being used to race sperms as they slide down your forehead only to enter your mouth.

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