You alright girl. I can see that you are of an expanded consciousness what with the nose thing and the tall ship symbolizing exploration, water/daoism, and a total disregard for historical accuracy. Clear the decks, girl. I'mma cook you the finest sea pie. You gonna wanna put it in your log. You will tell everybody on your watch "I ate a fine sea pie today with Captain Zero. We drank port and talked bout sextants." And you will put in that journal and when you go before the Navy board to pass for Lieutenant, they will make you a post-captain because dayum. Yeah.
Girl. I also possess a narwhal's horn. And a shrunken head from the South seas. And a unique collection of non-descript butterflies. You can check this shit out in my cabin. Toasted cheese will also be served. And the finest concentrated lime juice, with cabbage. Ain't no scurvy on this command, girl. Oh, no. We consumin' ascorbutics daily. You will see Plymouth again with every one of those fine white teeth in tact.
Awww, yeah. Girrrrl. We gon' take it round the horn. The low 60s. There be ice on Captain Zero's rigging? Get out there and wiggle that ass, girl. That shit gonna melt.
Baby, don't feel bad, is all I came to say on this internets. A long night ain't nothing, now. Just think about all the poor, honest tars spend all that time trimming sails in a storm. Pumping night and day, girl. Just to keep it afloat.
And so I say to you: MAN THAT CAPSTAN GIRL. HEAVE HO. From Ushant to Scilly tis 35 leagues.
Prizes. Many prizes. Hey ho and let go.
35 leagues girl. That ain't nothin' to you. I know. Cause you been in the doldrums. THE DOLDRUMS GIRL. Prayin' every day for wind. Scratchin them back stays.
Well, scratch it girl you got an itch baby? SCRATCH IT. And if any Frenchies get in the way, Girrrrrl, you go straight at em. Give em hell and board in the smoke.
And that is all. This my only comment ever on a naked pitcher. Check my log. And only every will be. For you, girl. Cause you had a long night. Doin the calculus. Figurin out your longitude. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
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...yeaha. Clear for action, baby. Run em in. Run em out. Fire as they bear.