Lost in all this Patrick stuff, Sam is definitely getting in the ring soon

There is absolutely no shot that they would even offer giving him a chance to wrestle if they ever watched the shit he did with those high school gym wrestling shows.

He has absolutely no athletic interest aside from pretending to wrestle. That doesn't fly for WWE. They tell seasoned professional wrestlers to take a hike, and they spend millions training people who are already in athletics like football players.

They would never go out of their way to try and scout, romance, or get the interest of SAM ROBERTS, of all people. Sam would give his left nut to be trained by WWE with an interest in him having a career. He wishes this would happen. In reality, Sam Roberts went down to the WWE facility and he's such an outsider in WWE, that he considered it a big deal enough to brag about on the air.

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