Lost My First Sub

It's gonna be ok neighbor - until you find out otherwise, you can always assume that they unsubscribed for whatever reason you want!

You were probably so entertaining that their personal relationships were suffering, and Mal - his/her significant other - said it was either you or him/her. Of course your subscriber promptly put the earbud back in and started to tune Mal out, but Mal slammed the laptop shut and dragged him/her to couples counseling.

The therapy drew out tears (mostly from Mal - your subs are, of course, well-adjusted individuals), and seemed to drag on without any sort of emotional revelation. Finally, your sub, wise as he/she is, discovered that the therapist wasn't really helping them, but merely milking them for as much money as he could before their relationship crumbled below the threshold of continuing therapy.

Steeling him/herself, your sub, brave as he/she was, promised Mal that he/she would unsubscribe from your channel to save their relationship (but we all know his/her true intentions). With trembling finger and a wounded heart, your sub, faithful as he/she is, let his/herself become unsubbed from his/her joy among sorrows, laughter amidst gloom, and light beyond darkness - you, RedAtMath.

Mal, upon seeing this, nodded triumphantly, secure in his/her knowledge that he/she now had the entirety of your subs affections. But, whenever Mal's back is turned, your sub gazes longingly at his/her computer, knowing that the sweet escape he/she so desperately craves lies but a hidden bookmark away. Your sub remains true.

You'll never know the sacrifice your sub makes every time he/she watches your videos, hunched over in the bathroom, eyes straining from staring at his/her tiny phone screen. He/she hides his/her love of your work, lest he/she wakes the jealousy he/she sleeps next to each night.

You'll never know how your sub longs to be back in the sweet embrace of your subscriber list - the only time he/she really felt like he/she belonged anywhere.

You'll never know.

But the views will continue.

You can't stop the views, Mal.

❤ Hug Mountain

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