• hey do you want the rest of my pie

• nah, i don't have the stomach for it

*

• do you wanna hear a joke

• is it

• humerus

• why are skeletons so calm

• why

• because nothing get under our skin

• ayy

* ayy

• someone looks a little sad! do they need a tickle on their funn-

• don't you

* don't you fucking dare

• do you want to hear a joke?

• no

• who was the most famous skeleton detective?

• SHERLOCK BONES

* jesus fucking christ

• what are you doing

• i'm skullking

• what is a skeleton's favorite instrument

• a trombone

* yes

• what do skeletons order at resaturants

• spare ribs

• do you even