You guys wanna hear the cutest couple thing I've ever seen?

So I'm chilling at my buddy's place with him, his girlfriend (now wife), and a couple other friends. She goes to get a drink or something, we're all sitting around shooting the shit when suddenly my buddy puts his hands up and goes "Hey now, take it easy."

I turn around to see that she's got a Nerf gun pointed at him and she just starts going

"Wheres the money, man?! Where's the money?!"

He starts reaching slowly for the drawer in front of him saying it's just right there. He proceeds to whip a Nerf gun out of the drawer and dives for cover and then they just have a quick Nerf gun battle over a fictitious hostage negotiation.

We should all hope for this kind of love.