I asked ChatGPT to write me one

*To hodl, or not to hodl, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous FUD,

Or to take arms against a sea of bearish sentiment,

And by opposing end them? To sell: to moon;

No more; and by a moon to say we end

The heartache and the thousand natural shocks

That Bitcoin is heir to: 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. To sell, to moon;

To moon! Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

For in that moon of price, what dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this mortal FUD,

Must give us pause: there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long hodling;"

(A play on the famous "To be or not to be" soliloquy from Hamlet)*

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