3. LPT: if your ever creeped out and cant sleep from a horror movie think about how...

LPT: if your ever creeped out and cant sleep from a horror movie think about how much time and effort went into creating it

As a kid I loved when we got to go to the cool McDonalds (with the playplace and those video games) we didnt go to places like that often so it was always a treat. Anyways this one time I wanted to play on one of the game kiosks they used to have, I think it was a Nintendo, but there were other kids playing so as a pissy little kid I waited and pouted until they were done. This kid, this like 5 yo boy, in the middle of playing.. spits up then throws up his lunch all over the controller and screen. I'm talking french fry chunks, milkshake goo, and burger remains go flying all over the game. Fucking trooper, he keeps on playing. I wasn't sure whether to be amazed that it didn't phase him or disgusted at myself because puke or no puke I was getting next turn

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