<----Number of eliminations The Bunny will get in the Royal Rumble

This is my unlikely but AWESOME WM31 idea.

Here's what I'm thinking guys. The Bunny eliminates all 29 other WRESTLERS leaving the crowd in complete shock. The Bunny stands in the middle of the ring, unmasking himself. To the shock of everyone, it's Kevin Steen (not that mark name Kevin Owens). Ignore the blatantly different body type, this is an incredible way to get him over.

But that's not all. Kevin Steen takes off his face and it's Phil "Fuck" Brooks and Sami Zayn (El Generic Overused Joke is busy with orphans) fused into one.

He then melts into the mat and reforms into the entire NJPW roster! It's a NJPW takeover (more like NXT takeover amirite)!

As they celebrate in the ring, the Shield's music hits! They all ignore the past 10 months (good thing WWE doesn't continuity) and get back together to eliminate the whole NJPW roster because they never got eliminated technically somehow. The Shield has won the Rumble and are going on to Wrestlemania in a triple threat for the title, because Brock never shows up (except when he does) and is stripped of the title!

BUT WAIT!

Vincent Kennedy McMillenials comes out and says "there's always a plan B" (so tired of the authority abuse crap), where Roman Reigns eliminates both of his Shield brothers! Vince shouts "NOW THATS HOW YOU MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG DAMNIT!" and fires Cesaro on the spot for being swiss.

Roman then goes on to beat Rusev for the US title, turns it into the United States of Hardcore title, and unifies it against himself at Wrestlemania.

BUT WAIT!

That's when Seth Rollins comes out with the MITB briefcase and teases a cash in, but he does something incredible. He hands the briefcase over to a returning Cesaro! Who hands it over to Tyson Kidd! Tyson hits whatever his finisher is on Roman Reigns, and pins him within seconds.

BUUUUT WAIT!

It turns out that Rollins can't hand over the briefcase so it was all for nothing, but now Roman is weakened (but still looking strong lol) and he cashes in to win the title!

OH MY GOD BUT WAIT!

John Cena comes out to help his friend Roman (lol like cena would help his friends) and inserts himself into a match with Rollins, winning the title for a 16th time.

LOLCENAWINS

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UNTIL!

Dolph Ziggler's music hits and here comes Ryback and Rowan with him! They hit the Shield's triple powerbomb on Cena and let Ziggler pick up the pinfall to become WWE champion.

Now that's how you get someone over. God, if I can write that, Vince must be REALLY out of touch!

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