Hey -- what about this idea? ... Main parameters are: I am a giver, I need a set time, I can love people easily/quickly. ... I almost want to buy a domain name similar to fakeboyfriend.com (but that's taken and it's not a perfect name) to make a website where girls/women can set up appointments to call or video chat with me, and I can cheer them up and help them feel loved. ... Kind of like a suicide hotline, except that the danger is more of a mild depression that I'm sure some people around the world are experiencing regarding romance, that maybe I could help resolve, while allowing me to interact and love others with pre-determined times (and I could still get an actual girlfriend, also. :)