You fool you are so indescribably stupid that you can’t even seem to realize that the r/roastme sign shows up backwards in a mirror. Nevertheless, you can’t even seem to figure out that if you want a roast then just realize that I don’t want to be exposed to any more than your face which vaguely reminds me of an overly seasoned piece of chicken, but the chef realized so he took some of the seasoning off, but not all of it, so the person who ordered this hideous meal will have to deal with the taste of salt, pepper, and garlic in the back of his throat, only to later realize that his chicken was in the shape of a human head, and it tasted slightly undercooked, only to realize that what the chef over-seasoned wasn’t a chicken, but your head which was cut off as a result of a vegan run hate crime because you vaguely remind them of a chicken nugget, giving them a shot of PTSD, so they killed you and packaged you up and placed your head with the chicken in the supermarket, which the chef then bought, and was soon consumed by a poor man/woman who’s kidneys have likely failed due to having too much salt, making them extremely thirsty, drink too much water, and overwork their kidneys that already tried to operate under what little life energy and nutrients your hideous skull was able to give to your superiors on the food chain.