So ... in Thor, I noticed that your Grand Master personality was, besides the slavery and violence, almost exactly the same personality as what I call 'press junket Jeff Goldblum." Did Taiki basically want you to be Grand Master? I'm not trying to be rude, I genuinely think you're one of the greatest actors I've seen on film (that performance in the Fly is grandiose and haunting in a way I will probably think about on my own death bad), but it does seem like he sort of wanted that character to be very similar to the guy we see in these awesome and hilarious press interviews you give.

Also, how interactive is your jazz night? I want to go and be stoned, but if suddenly Jeff Goldblum's talking to me I might run away in a panic.

Alright, love you, cya.