I’m Michael (went to trial in 2005 and was acquitted) Jackson. Some call me the King of Pop. Others refer to me as the King of “Not Getting Caught”

MICHAEL! I love you and you are God. I built 10 shrines for you and I worship you five times a day. I have always dreamt of sleeping in your bed because you are God to me. I cannot believe that facts, emotions, and logic have an inherent anti-Michael Jackson bias. I always knew that you were completely innocent when you shared beds with little boys. Why? Because you are Michael Jackson. If it were my neighbour doing the same thing, I would have whopped his pedo ass. But you are Michael Jackson, and you cannot do no wrong. You see children with purity and innocence, and you would never, ever do such things, even when you have an alarm in your bedroom when people come near you while you are with a single child all by yourself.

Michael, please bless me so that I can come to heaven. I have been fired eight times because I sang your songs and decorated the entire corporate building with life-size mannequins of you. You can do no wrong. It is inherently clear that you are vehemently superior to Tito Jackson.

/r/LeavingNeverland Thread