Basically, if you're even mildly attractive and you walk near me, I check out your ass. Full stop. Sorry, but it's just how it has to be. I'm what you might call a connoisseur of fine asses, mentally adding to my collection every time I come across a new specimen.

Okay, it's not really that weird, but I do love ass. A lot. But, I've never been caught looking [that I know of.]

So, what if I was caught?

Surely not everyone would be flattered, right? There's got to be a few outcomes to catching me checking you out.

• You could be flattered, give me a smile or a wink, and leave it at that. Maybe you'd swing by later to see if I'd do it again.

• You could be offended, marching straight up to me to lecture about misogyny, threatening to tell my wife or friends what a pig I am.

• You could be intrigued, approaching me to strike up a conversation, to see where it might lead.

• Or any of a wide variety of other reactions.

Basically, I'm looking to write out a scene with "you catching me looking at your ass", or similar, as the jumping off point. I'm open to any suggestion even mildly related to that.

Message me if you're interested! Let's talk plot, kinks, and everything else. Long term/detailed preferred, but open to something shorter today.