Too be fair - neither statement is entirely inaccurate.

Hell, I'm still pretty useless in my early 40s.

Then again, I've got a gorgeous Brazilian wife, a decade my junior who wanted to have a career so she supports us while I'm a house-husband - I cook, I clean, I run our finances, play poker and suffer the terrible ordeal of massaging her naked body every evening.

She wanted me to quit smoking so I did - promptly gained 50 pounds that she can't bitch about because it was her idea so I'm loving life - I'm now old, fat, unemployed, utterly useless and I've never been happier.

Way better than my earlier life as a tech exec - making six figures and working 80-100 hours a week.

I don't actually have a point here - really I guess I'm just bragging.