My older brother doesn’t reddit, so here’s his story!

He dated a super attractive chick that he was really into, but she had her own baggage. When she broke up with him, he did a complete 180 and found a very plain, vanilla girl who was crazy about him. I’ll call her Anne. I think his subconscious just wanted someone who would never leave him, and he found one!!

She would call him 20 times a day. If he took a shower, she would sometimes call 10 times in a row. She frequently had melt downs if he spoke to other women, admitting it made her upset because they were attractive. This included me and my other brother’s fiancée.

My older brother once laughed at a joke my little brother’s fiancée made, and Anne locked herself in his room and cried the rest of the night.

When he finally broke up with her she somehow got the phone numbers of every one of his friends, and every one of his friends girlfriends and blew up their phones for weeks. My brother slept out of town for a few days, refusing to come how because she would sleep on his doorstep.

This isn’t even everything, but it was ludicrous.