There is this girl on Reddit who posts nudes and god damn she is so attractive. I was really drunk one night, viewing her gifs and nudes on Reddit and she was promoting her onlyFans and she said mention that if you wanted to see a picture of her face, it would be on her onlyFans.

I've always been against paying for any onlyFans or any porn for that matter, but I really really wanted to see her face because I was sure it was as perfect as her body. My drunk ass paid $5 for her 1 month subscription and the next day when I was sober, I couldn't live with myself. I felt so ashamed, like I'm a simp or something. I vowed to never pay for onlyFans again. This whole time I was always shitting on and making fun of simps who pay for onlyFans accounts and I became what I have hated.

[Insert Lib-Right wojak where he is crying and pointing a gun at his head to represent me]