Marketing and Crowdfunding advice!

Noticed this was posted 4 hours ago, downvoted to 0.. haha.. they're funny the way they're not in the mood around here.. hahahah.

ok, so what are you talking about here? Checked your posting history to find some of this music. Taking a look at your profile. What is your deal? And what's up with the way you talk in this post?

You also don't seem very active. Redditor for 8 months, 3 post karma, 0 comment karma. Could be an indicator about why they're not in the mood for buyin what you're tryin' to sell. lol.

But, let's keep going here.. what do we got going on checking your profile. Last time you were on was 8 months ago before these couple posts tonite. They hate pluggers eh. lol. So might wanna participate a little more on the site.

ok so what do ya got going on.. When viewing your profile in the new layout, your pic looks like it says "Joe Mama entertainment" and the cartoon picture of you, you kinda look like that what's his name there.. that infomercial guy who croaked from too much coke a few years ago. HI I'M BILLLY MAYS.. lol. yeah that guy. You're coming around here going.. Hi I'm Joe Sobalo Jr.. I'm trying to sell what you're not buyin'.. hahahah.

What is your deal anyways with this chick? Usually it's like those bad actors in low budget movies and those types of guys that go, oh yeah.. and all of this is just to get laid. You know a lot of those chicks too, do all that kind of "me too" stuff eh, to get ahead. Are you one of those guys who's like one of them predators on those types of chicks? Like what the hell's going on with this thread? lol

Anyways, back to the Billy Mays of music, profile. Looks like ya only got another post before this one. You mention her site there.. Took a look at that, haven't heard anything yet. Gotta tell ya though.. chicks with fake blonde hair and dark eyebrows.. somebody's gotta have the balls to tell her straight that, that look sucks, man. Ya might wanna get that shit fixed before you keep trying to keep goin with this.

Now, let's check the site to see if we can listen to some of this music they made so far. Checking the video tab.. "cover song".. anytime I see "cover" that equals poison. lol. Think of your own shit, k? Now.. in the videos there's another one besides this. Not even gonna listen to the cover one cause that's how much I hate the word cover. Just seeing that I think, absolutely pathetic that they don't have original material. 0:38 sec in of this top video of the two and sounds like cover shit. Shut that off.

What did I think.. well it's "ok".. you can fix it. lol. But I'm not really into that whole style eh. We got how many millions of others doing this type of same old thing. Why her? Not even a natural blonde?

But Mr whats his name.. BILLY MAYS of music here's gonna fix it all up. lol. All to get a piece of that ass.. lol.

ok so what is he talking about here.. we heard a bit. Didn't click on anything else over there. Not really interested in any of that, frankly. lol. Let's just close that site of hers and focus on the Billy mays here.

So she wants to be a star eh. You know what I think's gonna happen.. yeah you'll get a couple blow jobs for this shit and you know what's gonna happen to Billy Joe here.. he'll get fuckin dumped real fast the second she gets a better billy with more money and more help. Fuckin predator. lol.

So what's he wondering about here in this thread? Let's read it.. Billy Joe Mays Jr.. pimpin out this fake blonde hoe. lol. Lookin for a better pimp with more resources. "100% independent artist ".. yeah I can see why no labels have been interested yet. They'd go.. the fake blonde hair and dark eyebrows.. ugh. Plus we already got 10 million broads like this to choose from. WHY HER, right? You tell me billy.. you know, other than how you wanna stick it in there and go.. oh yeah, your shit rocks.. meanwhile we'd like to hear the thoughts in your head while your mouth is sayin that and your dick is goin, down boy. lol.

ok let's keep goin.. so ya filmed some porn and you were the director and the co-producer plus pizza boy? lol

"I would really appreciate any solid marketing advice. " Tell the bitch to go with her natural hair color and be who she is, not try and pretend she's not what she is.

"What is the best crowdfund site to use ". Billy Joe don't got no money. Here's a tip, actually pimp her out and you'll have lotsa funds. ROFL. Ain't no crowd fundin' gonna be happenin with those couple vids I saw, k? Really curious about this pizza boy porn version ya filmed though that you're talkin' about. lool.

"What is the best crowdfund site to use to raise marketing funds for a song and music video release?"

Go on here, make another thread, beg.. can ya guys pitch in some coin to pimp ma hoe? We wanna make a porno. That'll get upvotes.

"As a completely independent artist, how can we successful get our video and single to the masses?"

It's called makin good shit that makes ya go "wow". Not run-of-the-mill shit that the 10 milllion others would put out. But you know that's what ya did, right? You know, the reasons, "why her" and not them.

"What is a solid amount of $$$$$ for funds needed to market the worldwide release?"

"worldwide".. lookout, boys. We got a super-star here on our hands, pimped by Billy Joe Mays Jr. He discovered the diamond in the rough that he polished. Fuck yeah.. he's like those types of predator pimps that go around and tell those desperate bitches, "you're goin' ta Hollywood!!".. and he gets a blowjob right there on the spot. Booyaaaa.. lol.

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