Masturbating doesn’t feel good and I don’t understand how other people can think so

I have no way to defend my account, but I’ll be completely honest on this. I was a lurker for the longest time and I never felt the need to make a reddit account but this COVID-19 situation got me fucked man. I started posting my thoughts. Nothing on my short lived account is fake, I’ve just been THAT bored to make 2-3 posts in one day.

My family has an affixation with nature names. April is my middle name. My cousin’s name is Daisy. We also have a Rose, a June, a Raine, an August, a Star, etc. etc in my family. You get the point, I hope? That’s why my username is what it is.

Anyhow I don’t have any real way of defending myself. you can choose to believe me or not but that’s the truth.

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