Nice emojis, it's refreshing to know the rough IQ range that I'm working with here. I'm sure you have lots of experience there, but unfortunately I don't grace McDonald's patrons with my presence (and never will). Sigh, it really is a shame seeing a victim of the downs syndrome (such as yourself) be tormented by a linguistic God (myself), however I feel I owe it to the good people of /r/Cricket and broader Reddit to shut a cyber-negro like you up once and for all.

I mean, I genuinely am surprised at how you managed to type a (barely) readable response, if you can call it a response. Typical sub-continent dwellers like you normally pose no threat whatsoever to the peace of mind of white nobility on the internet, however you have somehow muddied our platform of knowledge, wealth and communication with your barbarous mentions of "cum", curry and borderline illegal use of emojis. As a descendant of English explorers, I am well aware of your hardships and discomforts in the Raj, however you MUST realise that this does not give you the excuse to open the floodgates of Indian shit into our internet ears (nor your streets for that matter).

Now, if you have anything reasonable to say, and in the Queen's English, I am more than willing to listen and give you benefit of the doubt. But mark my words, boy, and mark them well - I will not give you a third chance.