WAKING UP
Alarm is set to 7am, but I'm usually up by then. I'm an early bird. Microwave some of those snack-sized biscuit sandwiches. Reddit for about 20 minutes.
I'm a rockhound, so I step over some ammonite fossils I've piled up in the closet to get my work clothes for the day.
I don't hop in the shower until 7:30. I live in a cheaper apartment, and when anyone cuts on the shower in my section of the building you can hear it. Nice old lady downstairs cranks on her shower from 7:00 to 7:30 and I don't want to fuck up her morning routine. Shower and rinse my face in conditioner instead of body soap. My beard is kinda scraggly sometimes and I hear the oils in a conditioner can help keep it more manageable.
Out of the shower is the rest of a regular morning routine. I live like 5 minutes from work so I leave at around 7:50.
MORNING
Despite the quick drive to work, someone still manages to piss me off while driving. I've really been working on my road rage, and feel I am making progress.
Arrive just at the hour, and say hello to the nice older lady at the front desk. Office is still empty, most wont show for another 10 minutes - the joy of a government job. I've only been here for 6 months so I'm the new guy and am keeping my ass punctual just in case.
Go get coffee. Curse the person who finished off the pot and didn't make a new one. Make a pot of coffee, then get coffee. Bullshit with the cute girl in the office who told her friends she likes me but then tells me she doesn't date people she works with. Fuck my life.
Go back to office, people are here now. Mindless pleasantries ensue. My boss is laid back but is a bit of pervert. Enacting tails of sexual conquests from the past weekend. Telling me I haven't lived until I've had my ass licked while getting a handy....on my second day at the job (he doesn't know me what is going on here). Now, I'm not even phased by him. The day begins.
NOON
Try not to reddit at work, fail to not reddit at work. Thank the gods I know the IT guy and he doesn't give a fuck. Talk about lunch, I'm thinking oriental cuisine...I'm always thinking oriental cuisine. Chinese, Japanese, Thai, you name it. Ok fine, let's go get a burger then if you're gonna bitch about it.
Get back from lunch, try not to pass out from eating too much. Another priority flagged email. When everything is flagged priority, nothing is flagged priority.
CLOSE OF BUSINESS
Knock out that project from 3 days ago. Not lazy, just OCD. So many other things I do to it to make it just perfect, even though it's not needed. Whatever, I still was within the deadline - and even if no one notices, it makes me feel good.
Realize reddit has been open the entire time in the background, thankgod my boss's boss didn't come by...he's less understanding than my immediate boss. Text some friends to see if anyone wants to hang out, it's been hit and miss with them lately. Cackle gleefully when my drive home commute is 8 minutes.
HOME, SWEET HOME&
Eat the other half of a little caesar's pizza in the fridge. Drink some soda out of the solo cups on top of my fridge. Actual dinnerware and glasses are reserved for special company (I never have special company). Go play on my recently purchased computer. I built it myself and saved $100, not too shabby! It has an SSD not a hard drive, it's pretty crazy. Modding Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, and Skyrim on my awesome new pc and running an HDMI cable to my big screen in the living room. I want to play these modded out masterpieces on 55" of glory.
Fuck around with my awesome pc/tv combo until 10. Look up some porn...been into voyeur stuff lately, a nice break from all the lesbian stuff I've constantly been into. I fap and then it's off to bed by 10:30, 11 if I'm pushing my luck.
It's probably a lot more than you bargained for when you asked, but hey...