It's even more fun when you have multiple personalities!
PS: What originally intended to be a funny short story has now evolved into my deepest subconscious thoughts.
Me2: Wha-? Why didn't you study then?
Me1: Well duh, back then I was depressed.
Me2: And why exactly were you depressed?
Me1: Cause I had bad grades.
Me2: And would you please explain to me why you had bad grades?
Me1: I didn't study.
Me2: And why was that?
Me1: Because I was depressed.
Me2: No. Because you played games and surfed the internet all night.
Me1: Yes, I did. But you know why I did it?
Me2: No, why?
Me1: To cope with depression.
Me2: How in the hell are you supposed to cope with depression, if the very reason you're depressed is not studying itself!?
Me1: It's not my fault!
Me2: No, sir! It's so your fault, I haven't seen anything else you did that was as faulty as this.
Me:1 You wanna know something even faultier that isn't my fault?
Me2: And what's that?
Me1: Your mo- AHEM! The education system.
Sniggering personalities
Me2: Aw come on! Mature already!
Me1: Not until the minister of education matures!
Me2: You can't just blame it all on the education system!
Me1: Oh yes, I can! It's the biggest reason I'm depressed, dagnabbit! It's like the only reason I wanted to kill myself.
Me2: Dude, not again...
Me1: A system so trashy that I wanted to end my precious life!
Me2: Dude, please.
Me1: I mean, yes, I know it's my responsibility to do my best and try to keep sane, but sometimes it's too much for me.
Me2: Look, sometimes you just don't get what you want. You just have to get used to it.
Me1: Yeah, sure. Keep calm and keep trying to climb to the tree despite the fact you're a fish.
Me2: Just shut up and study already!
Me3: See, that's what happens when you mature. You go crazy.
Me2: You can't just act like that all the time! You're making a fool of yourself.
Me3: Listen, the logic is simple. You act crazy, so sadness thinks you've already lost your marbles, and doesn't harm you.
Me1: Well yeah, but then the other people get jealous of you and try to make you mature again.
Me3: That's why I talk with you guys, you see. Acting mature on the outside, so they don't throw me to the asylum, and acting immature on the inside so that sadness doesn't get to me.
Me4: All you're doing is to hide your sadness behind a clown makeup!
Me1: Well, do you have a better plan, mister know-it-all?
Me4: Man up and study like a goddamn student!
Me3: Valid argument, but unfortunately, unlike you, I don't want to end up learning levitating with the help of a rope.
Me4: You're burden to everyone around you!
Me1: It's an endless circle, you see! I hate people for making me suffer in such a system, and I hate myself for being so weak and undetermined!
Me2: Is there even an escape from this nightmare?
Me1: Well, unless you want to end up burning in hell or suffering in the void, religion is your only option.
Me2: And what else?
Me3: Clown make-up.
Me2: Clown make-up?
Me1: Clown make-up.
Me3: Hmm, yes. Clown Make-up.
Me1: Very clowny.
Me3: Such Clown...
Me1: Much fun.