Me, Harambe And the little boy

It was a nice summer day at the Cincinnati Zoo at the gorilla pin. I was just hanging out with my best friend Harambe... even though he doesn't know who i am i still consider him as a buddy of mine. I at least passed his pin three times today... He doesn't even notice me... How can I get him to notice me? "I'm alive.... look at me Harambe..." as I thought to myself Harambe looked straight at me...I blushed and looked away quickly... Flustered and embarrassed. I looked over to see a little boy looking at Harambe with lust in his eyes... "He cant be yours" I said to the little kid. "Oh yeah? Watch me..." The little boy then jumped into the pin... Harambe, being the nice gentlemen he is, walked over to the little boy and grabbed his hand. "Screw you little boy!" I yelled at the kid who was now being dragged by harambe dodging all the bullets that were being shot at him... "No don't die Harambe you must live!" Just as i said that Harambe got distracted and looked over at me and smiled. There was a loud boom followed along by a pool of blood... not coming from the little fgt boy...but from Harambe.... tears flowed down my cheeks and I weeped as Harambe's dead body dropped to the ground. "I cant live without you" I said as i pulled out a gun. I took the gun and put it next to my temple and pulled the trigger....Now i can be with Harambe....

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