Me trying to tan as a ginger

As a guy, who dated a redhead a long time ago.

I just want to say, to all you ladies who's hair is that of.... the rising and setting sun...

That no matter how much grief you get for being a 'ginger', and that you have no 'soul'.

You're a fucking rarity and a treasure.

And I appreciate the fact that whether it be God, or some mix up in genetics. Depending on your beliefs.

I appreciate the fact that in the sea of blonds, brunettes, and black haired ladies...

I used to be obsessed with the color red. Probably still am. I traced it back to when I watched 'Who framed Roger Rabbit' at a WAY too young age... But, you gotta start somewhere.

No matter what I do or where I go. If there's a redhead, I'll spot her quicker than Waldo. And I don't mean to stare, I don't mean to or want to gawk.

Just can't help but admire the beauty of a red headed lady.

However,

whispers I know how crazy you can be. But I spose from all the times you were teased, and tormented...

Well, I'd say that's compensation from all the 'jealous' girls who look at you with envy. Knowing that no matter what they do to enhance their appearance. There will always be another one with the same colored hair.

But you... You'll always be a rarity.

And I'll always love ya for it.

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