A bear walks into a russian bar.
Bartender asks: What would you like to drink?
Bear says: I’ll have a vodka and...
My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.
Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.
My Boss: The Bear can talk?
Me: No, that’s not the joke.
My Boss:* the bear speaks russian*?
Me: No, that’s not the joke either.
My Boss: The Bear likes to drink vodka?
Me: No, you’re overthinking it
My Boss: Okay can you just explain it to me then?
Me: Of course not that would ruin the joke!
Conversation eventually changes topics because my boss doesn’t care anymore, I leave work a few hours later
I go to my boss’s office the next morning
Me: Hey can I ask you about something?
My Boss: Yeah sure what is it?
Me: ...and would you mind throwing a few ice cubes in there? bartender asks in english: Why the long pause? Bear replies “I was born with them!”
Anyways, I need a new job so if anyone’s hiring please let me know.