Meet, Greet, and Something Sweet: Come on in and have a seat!

Hiya /u/Nbkt! Waves to all the sexy dpp people!

Share one of your favourite summer time memories, old or new. If that doesn't suit you, what is your favourite thing to do during summer?

One summer, cute little eight year old Tasha went off to summer camp for the first time! So exciting! However, one night little Tash had to go to the bathroom pretty badly, so she ran out of the cabin in quite a hurry and barreled over to the bathroom. Unfortunately for little Tasha, she hadn't tied up her shoe laces in the hurry and ended up tripping over them and scraping herself up pretty badly on the way to the toilet.

Little Tash was pretty upset over all the scrapes and such and was worried that everyone was going to laugh when they found out she fell down go to the bathroom, so her camp counselor convinced her to just tell everyone that she got into a fight with a grizzly bear that night and won. (7 year old Tash must have been quite a badass!)

Anyhow, the next day Tasha wrote a letter to her Grandmother during free time that basically consisted of: "I got hurt by a bear, something something something."

Fast forward a few days: Little Tasha's grandmother shows up at camp pitching a fit to end all fits and ready to light the entire campground on fire for letting her granddaughter get near a bear.

Anyhow! I got the nickname "Grizzly" after that night, and every summer after that one I was always called "Grizzly." =) (I spent 13 summers at that camp, the last 4 working as a camp counselor myself -- though I never told little girls to write home to their family and tell them they got attacked by a bear.)

Do you enjoy writing outside of DPP? If so, what type/genre of writing? Would you care to share a sample?

I do! I absolutely love to write many different genres when I have the time (sadly that hasn't been lately.) I will share a bit of some writing I did for a dpp though:


Heading into the kitchen, I grab two glasses down from the cupboard and set them on the counter. Darn it, I didn’t even ask t you what you wanted to drink. What do board game playboys drink?

Quickly runs to her office and googles drinks for playboys.

Suck, bang and blow. Sounds orgasmic. I quickly jot down the recipe and run back to the kitchen to whip up the drinks. Once the drinks are blended and poured, I run to freezer and grab the finishing touch. I pop a few ice cubes out of the tray and drop them into the drinks.

Oh no.

Those aren’t pawn shaped ice cubes…..

Those aren’t pawn shaped ice cubes!

I had ordered the ice cube tray quickly, …”make any evening better” …. “sure to induce a good time” … “fun.” I mean, it sounded like the perfect ice cube tray. Clearly, I didn’t have my glasses on the day I order it however, because those clearly aren’t pawn shaped ice cubes. I look once more down to the drinks unable to mask the horror on my face. What do I do? I can’t serve the drinks without ice. I guess penis shaped ice cubes are fitting for a drink titled suck, bang and blow? I grab the drinks, try to avoid making eye contact with the floating horrors and head back towards the yard.

As I’m nearing the patio doors, I’m able to hear the music floating through the air. Had I? No. Had you? I smile. Playlist tinkerer. But why? And there you are, standing in the middle of the patio, waiting. Eyes twinkling, grinning. Stunning. I slide the door open with my foot, and step out. I set the drinks down on the nearby table, secretly hoping that at least the balls melt away before we get them.

Stepping towards you, I cock my head slightly to the side and smile. You hold out your hand and I take it, of course I take it. Then before I know it you’re holding me close and my lips are nuzzled into the crook of your neck, my warm breath skimming your collarbone. I’ve always wanted to slow dance under the light of a thousand stars. I never imagined that I’d get to do it with you.


You're stranded on an island with your SO/partner of your choosing, what 3 sex related items did you bring with you?

Easy! A mirror, a piece of paper and a pen.

Great questions NbKt! Hopefully I'll have time to answer the rest later.

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