Megathread: Michael Cohen to Assert 5th Amendment in Stormy Daniels Lawsuit

GOP Be Like:

“C’mon guys, enough is enough. This investigation which continues to rain down indictments and guilty pleas, and this other investigation in which the defendant is not guilty but somehow manages to make not only himself but the leader(s) of this country look extremely guilty in the face of overwhelming evidence leading to an FBI raid on their place of business, domicile, and hotel room is nothing more than ‘shit’. Let’s talk about the issues we’ve chosen to ignore until such a time that it became convenient to use them as a distraction from some other thing we need to distract the people from. We’ll pretend to care about it for as long as it takes, but never actually do anything to fix the myriad problems facing SS or Medicaid, cuz not only do we not give a shit, but we honestly believe that the overwhelming majority of the population is too poor and stupid to be worthy of more than the chance to lick the shit off my boots and then thank me for the opportunity while unable to afford healthcare for the inevitable health problems that stem from the constant ingestion of fecal matter from the bottom of the boots of tyrants.

ANYWAY... how about that Social Security? You guys heard about this? I just found out about it but man does it seem important enough to pacify the delusional and confuse the ignorant.”

Fuck outta here with that “whaddabout” bullshit. Been talking Social Security. They ain’t wanna listen, so fuck them we’re gonna talk about THIS shit instead.

/r/politics Thread Parent