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Would prefer not to wait for a Clooney news story that might never show up just to share this hypothetical scenario. I apologize in advance for this dumb shit.

TRUMP AND HIS COTERIE APPROACHING GEORGE CLOONEY AT A WHITE HOUSE PARTY:

CLOONEY: (smirking, martini in one hand while mid-bite into sushi roll) "Mr. President, great party."

TRUMP: "Save it, you goddamn showboat..."

CLOONEY: "Excuse me?" (sets down martini)

TRUMP: "Think you're so good, so handsome, so...goddamn...showboat...I'm better looking than you, showboat..."

CLOONEY: (smirks)

TRUMP: (rolling up sleeves) "You're in for a world of hurt, my friend..." (hits Clooney with a right hook)

CLOONEY: "My turn now?" (gets held back by Secret Service) "Hey, fellas, come on."

TRUMP: "Hold him still." (prepares another punch)

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