meirl

Yeah I probably did many things wrong, and yeah, friction burns, nasty turn off. I never said I was good at it, I said my health was not bad. 25% out of who you ask? it’s a random estimate out off my ass, I won’t pretend otherwise, but it’s a way to express that it wasn’t because I was over weighted or particularly weak, that’s what I meant. And I thought it was clear enough but if it wasn’t my bad.

As for lifting an entire person, yeah sometimes, I guess when you are moving it can happen, but I was doing my best to not drop her. Similar to this

Also telling a story in a funny way(or an attempt to it) doesn’t mean it’s exact the way it’s described. You know, if you go watch a comedy show the person might not be depicting the events the exact way they were, he probably put emphasis on the funny parts.

You don’t have to like me, nor my attempt at being a bit funny. It’s Reddit Jesus… and yeah I did burn myself even with lube. Astroglide can go fuck itself. I tried better lube, did a bug difference.

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