That kind of ruins the meme post though. It's just about the pun and would have worked better with rice. If I am 3-8 minutes from home, and I am so hungry I call to ask my wife to make the pasta and then I arrive and let it simmer a minute with cheese and ground pepper, none of my Italian friends (since all Italians are apparently automatical pastamancers) would claim I made dinner? Just ask your partner to make dinner at that point and you don't have to race home either, or are you the only one in that relationship that knows how to ground pepper?

We don't need to work so hard to find the one dish that doesn't make this post stupid, it's just an old pun lol